This is a good way to start off your day (or close it depending upon where you live). The Adeptus Mechanicus is recruiting upon the failures of the Imperial Guard to interface and coordinate better with the Adeptus Mechanicus. Want to sign up?
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"The Adeptus Mechanicus are offering a new vocational program that will allow you to better interface with their soldiers in battle. Not only will you link directly into their command structure, but your body will be enhanced as an added bonus."