Ever been concerned about a looming Black Crusade? Well don't worry the Regimental Standard has the answers for you.

Definitely go read the entirety of this one. Well worth it.

At ease, Guardsmen,

It has come to our attention that word of a so-called ‘Black Crusade’ has filtered out of the astropath towers and has been causing some confusion in the ranks. So we’re all here to clarify the issue and confirm once and for all that it’s nothing to worry about: Everything is Under Control.


So, don’t be surprised if your regiment is called up in the near future to go address this latest display of sub-par intelligence on the part of our hated foes. Consider it a short holiday, where your training regimes will be over even faster than usual, and you’ll have plenty of opportunities to earn merit badges, achievement medals and promotions.***

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