Always love these articles.....
via the Regemental Standard
The entire article at the link.
Nevertheless, in our endless march towards human homogeny and hegemony, we wish to regale you with a tale of hope – the utter extinction of Zoatkind.
The Zoats were a feeble race, choosing a life of nomadism rather than establishing an honest-to-goodness empire which we could crush in a grand triumph as we did with the Orks and are in the process of doing with the T’au.